{"id":176,"date":"2017-12-24T20:38:19","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T04:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/?p=176"},"modified":"2017-12-25T07:03:00","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T15:03:00","slug":"stuck-in-yucca-valley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/24\/stuck-in-yucca-valley\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuck in Yucca Valley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yucca Valley, California. Not a three star destination. Probably not even one star. There&#8217;s not much to the town except for strip malls on either side of the highway for several miles. I&#8217;m stuck here again this year for a couple of months and trying to make the best of it.<\/p>\n<p>I think they have every known fast food restaurant and a few that no one has ever heard of too. And a Home Dept and a Walmart. Nirvana! Just kidding. <\/p>\n<p>Actually there are three good restaurants in town, if you take a fairly liberal definition of in town. Hey, it&#8217;s the desert, driving 10 miles on a dirt road to get to a restaurant is no big deal. <a href=https:\/\/www.lacopinekitchen.com>La Copine<\/a>, north of town a few miles in Flamingo Heights, serves modern, interesting food. <a href=https:\/\/www.joshuatreesaloon.com>Joshua Tree Saloon<\/a> in Joshua Tree is pretty much what you&#8217;d expect with that name&#8211;burgers, fries, onion rings, and beer, lots of beer. And the <a href=https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/joshua-hookah-lounge-yucca-valley>Hookah Lounge<\/a>, a classic middle eastern felalel and gyro place, is one of the three best restaurants in town.<\/p>\n<p>There are also about a million thrift shops. Well, maybe really only a dozen. Last year I bought a great old oak, arm chair for only $9.95. Dale thought it was absurd, but I brought it home packed in the car. Had to throw away some other stuff to make it fit. But the chair is great; it&#8217;s reglued, refinished and living in the living room. Maybe I can arrange a photo of it some time. This year I bought an oak, extendable coffee table. Not really sure that I want a coffee table, but the grain on the top was well worth the price.<\/p>\n<p>The one redeeming feature of Yucca Valley are the rocks. big, rounded boulders that would be at home on a Flintstones set. These are the same rock formations that are the main attraction in <a href=https:\/\/www.nps.gov\/jotr\/index.htm>Joshua Tree National Park<\/a> which is right next door. Which brings me to today&#8217;s photo, a shot of the characteristic and beautiful Joshua Tree National Park scenery. With a nude woman of course. Since everything is better with a little nudity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-181\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/JoshuaTree-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Part of my upcoming series on the National Parks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yucca Valley, California. Not a three star destination. Probably not even one star. There&#8217;s not much to the town except for strip malls on either side of the highway for several miles. I&#8217;m stuck here again this year for a couple of months and trying to make the best of it. I think they have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/24\/stuck-in-yucca-valley\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stuck in Yucca Valley&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":190,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}