{"id":480,"date":"2018-10-21T15:38:38","date_gmt":"2018-10-21T22:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/?p=480"},"modified":"2018-10-21T15:38:38","modified_gmt":"2018-10-21T22:38:38","slug":"fotofever-paris-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/21\/fotofever-paris-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"fotofever Paris 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Going to Paris. France, not Texas.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fotofever.com\/fr-457-programme.html\">fotofever Paris 2018<\/a>. November 8-11, 2018. <\/p>\n<p>Not sure what language is used in the name and the capitalization and spacing is decidedly non-standard. I think it&#8217;s sort of like old computer manuals from Japan. The words were English, but the grammar was usually something else.  And the meaning, well, that required guess work.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be showing some images from <a href=\"http:\/\/thomashammel.com\/torso\">Torso<\/a>, Legs, <a href=\"http:\/\/thomashammel.com\/line\">Line<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/thomashammel.com\/marble\">Marble<\/a>. Sadly the Portrait of America images are not going. Do you know how much it costs to ship a full size image to Paris? Just about the same as sending me.<\/p>\n<p>This is the Legs image in the program.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-15 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/ThomasHammel-5390-PhotoIndependentParis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But seeing how this show is in liberal France, maybe I should show this image instead.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-15 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/1R0A5749flash-13buttonly-1x6flat720dpiusm120-1.5-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Even the big name show, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.parisphoto.com\/en\/Home\/\">Paris Photo<\/a>, has a section this year of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.parisphoto.com\/en\/fair\/About\/curiosa-sector\/\">Erotic Art<\/a>. Although looking through the preview images, the most erotic image in that show is the one of the pear. It looks like the image above.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect I&#8217;ll hear some comments like, &#8220;Les plus belles jambes!&#8221; and &#8220;J&#8217;aimerais avoir un cul comme ca.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>If they try to speak to me in French, they&#8217;re in for a real treat. I speak French in the same way those Japanese computer manuals speak English. My fluent family members find it hilarious. And still they don&#8217;t help. Feel free to correct my French or laugh, that&#8217;s what everyone else does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to Paris. France, not Texas. fotofever Paris 2018. November 8-11, 2018. Not sure what language is used in the name and the capitalization and spacing is decidedly non-standard. I think it&#8217;s sort of like old computer manuals from Japan. The words were English, but the grammar was usually something else. And the meaning, well, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/21\/fotofever-paris-2018\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;fotofever Paris 2018&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":498,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions\/498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thomashammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}